Richard Vivmeister Hirst is a human man.

He can also be found at Your Call Is Very Important To Us and the original blog this website began life at.

You can also read his new blog The History Of The World In 100 T-Shirts here.

Maybe you sincerely feel the need to get in contact with him. This is fine. You can do so either by emailing him at vivmondo ['at' symbol] gmail ['dot' icon] com or you can interrupt his ceaseless drip of slander and poor grammar on Twitter.

His PIN number is 8431.

This website is a Hi-Do-Hi production.