FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions) and CSNAs (Clichéd Non-Sequitor Answers)
Q: This website started life as a blog, didn't it?
A: When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
Q: Richard also wrote for another blog - Your Call Is Very Important To Us - which was actually better than I Thought I Told You To Wait In The Car. Is that still going?
A: When the cat's away, the mice will play.
Q: Richard Vivmeister Hirst. 'Vivmondo'. Who are these people?
A: Give them an inch and they will take a mile
Q: I understand the author of this site lives in beautiful Preston. That must be amazing, right?
A: Absence makes the heart grow fonder
Q: Which do you prefer: drawing, writing, recording songs or piddling-about-on-the-internet things?
A: Home is where the heart is
Q: What advice would you give to someone trying to start their very own unsuccessful comedy site?
A: You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink.
Q: I really like you Twitter avatar of the pink cat. Can you tell me more about it?
A: In for a penny, in for a pound.
Q: I hear you sometimes do live events - reading, talking, powerpoint presentations, etc. -where and when can I see you do these things?
A: All that glitters is not gold.
Q: I hear Vivmondo has served time in prison as a result of a murderous grudge he holds against a family-run valet service in Lytham St Annes. Is this true?
A: STOP ME BEFORE I KILL AGAIN!
